Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Holy shit dude........stairs
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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