It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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