So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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