absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
