at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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