What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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