If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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