I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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