So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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