they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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