i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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