hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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