Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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