I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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