I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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