Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's never too late to be topless.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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