Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
