I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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