They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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