I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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