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Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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