would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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