Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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