i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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