Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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