Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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