I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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