Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i dont even know how to be here
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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And then my night got REAL pukey
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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