We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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