Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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