Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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