So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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