It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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