i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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