bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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