Sry I called you an 8
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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