was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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