Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
