So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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