Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize