Where did you get a picture of my penis
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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