you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.