BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?