Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.