she was so not down for the gang bang
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it