She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots