Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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