glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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