Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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