think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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