I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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go home
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just invented taco cereal.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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