She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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