Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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