Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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