it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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