I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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