between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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