i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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