I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i am craving dick and cupcakes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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